Mikenna Miller

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shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

shannlalaharry:

Gatsby ❤️💜💙💚

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

(Source: depressedillusion)

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

caitlinfanning:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 


I’m starting to get the feeling that Australia is just fucking with the rest of us…

caitlinfanning:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I’m starting to get the feeling that Australia is just fucking with the rest of us…

(Source: pasqualinoh)

inspirationwordslove:

Weekly Affirmation: inspiration positive words

inspirationwordslove:

Weekly Affirmation: inspiration positive words

Aug 9
kate-minus-8:

xvuivlv:

damnn-winchester:

brittanyberman:

Hi I’m Brittany and this is my weight loss story! I was able to lose 24 pounds in 4 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise (maybe going to the gym 1-2 times a week.) How did I do it? This organic cleanse my best friend recommended changed my life! It’s like the holy grail of weight loss which is why I wanted to share this little known tip with my followers. I’ve struggled to lose weight in the past but that all changed with this diet. I’ve been eating the same as before, and I lost 24 pounds already. My metabolism is also crazy fast now and the diet helps suppress my cravings/appetite so I don’t overeat. If you’re struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend trying this cleanse because if it worked for me, it can work for anybody! Best of luck to my fellow tumblr users with weight loss goals



I DON’T CARE WHAT IT COSTS


SPREAD THE WORD YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY 5 DOLLARS FOR SHIPPING FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF AUGUST FOR A FREE BOTTLE OF THE CLEANSE! THERE’S AN END-OF-THE-SUMMER SPECIAL, SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO THOSE WHO NEED IT SEE IT!

kate-minus-8:

xvuivlv:

damnn-winchester:

brittanyberman:

Hi I’m Brittany and this is my weight loss story! I was able to lose 24 pounds in 4 weeks with no change in diet and little exercise (maybe going to the gym 1-2 times a week.) How did I do it? This organic cleanse my best friend recommended changed my life! It’s like the holy grail of weight loss which is why I wanted to share this little known tip with my followers. I’ve struggled to lose weight in the past but that all changed with this diet. I’ve been eating the same as before, and I lost 24 pounds already. My metabolism is also crazy fast now and the diet helps suppress my cravings/appetite so I don’t overeat. If you’re struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend trying this cleanse because if it worked for me, it can work for anybody! Best of luck to my fellow tumblr users with weight loss goals

I DON’T CARE WHAT IT COSTS

SPREAD THE WORD YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY 5 DOLLARS FOR SHIPPING FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF AUGUST FOR A FREE BOTTLE OF THE CLEANSE! THERE’S AN END-OF-THE-SUMMER SPECIAL, SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO THOSE WHO NEED IT SEE IT!

Aug 9
Aug 6

fiftyshadesthemovie:

The wait is over. Watch and share the trailer for #FiftyShades

Aug 6
imagesofadreamer:

Think this is my favourite part of the book

imagesofadreamer:

Think this is my favourite part of the book

Aug 6
bubbarx:

Untitled #304 by lovelyxox featuring MARC BY MARC JACOBS ❤ liked on Polyvore
Red blouse / Helmut Lang black pants, $210 / ASOS vegan shoes, $20 / MICHAEL Michael Kors red purse, $420 / Tiffany Co pendants necklace / Adina Reyter pave ring / Blue Nile stud earrings / MARC BY MARC JACOBS tech accessory, $51 / Sephora Collection powder brush / Illamasqua creme eyeliner / OPI nail polish, $20

bubbarx:

Untitled #304 by lovelyxox featuring MARC BY MARC JACOBS ❤ liked on Polyvore